Greetings, dear customers!

It sounds like we will be featured on a new pilot television show on CBS called, "The Mom Project". They are being coy about the details since this is a new show but it sounds like celebrity mom's talk about all things 'mom'. We'll keep you posted about when the episode will air...

Beloved Customers,

We are pleased to announce another important milestone in the development of Mother's Milk Ice Cream Company. Not only has support been flooding in regarding our recent move to New York City, we also managed to generate some important records in the last month of summer. As we move towards the chilly winter months in the northern latitudes, we hope that our seasonal favorites such as Cinnamon, Cardamom, and Whisky Chocolate will continue to warm your hearts and tummies.

In Mother's We Trust,
Chip Fischer

Labels: Mother's Milk Ice Cream Company

Dearest Customers,

As many of you may have heard, representatives from the popular TV talk show, The Tyra Banks Show, recently contacted our offices to arrange for us to make an appearance on the program. They were interested in our fabulous product and innovative business plan. Unfortunately, after a meeting this morning with Ms. Banks, the taping of the segment was postponed indefinitely. The reason for this delay was cited as, "a time-sensitive news stories which have to take priority".

We here at MMICCo. would like to point out two troubling points related to these events. First, the fact that Ms. Banks apparently does not consider the unusual transition of human milk consumption from our own species towards that of another, "time-sensitive", brings into question her overall sanity. Secondly, the makers of the show apparently do not feel that they waste enough peoples' cumulative time (i.e. viewers) so it seems they are looking for creative ways to waste other peoples' time - a commendable effort, indeed.

In response to this behavior, MMICCo. is hereby issuing a call to BOYCOTT THE TYRA BANKS SHOW until they publicly acknowledge the negative consequences of a society void of breast milk. Thank you for your support, we look forward to serving you in the near future.

Chip Fischer
MMICCo. NYC

Labels: Mother's Milk Ice Cream Company, Tyra Banks

Greetings dear customers.

It is our great pleasure to announce our recent move to New York City. We have moved here in an attempt to more closely be able to respond to the laws of supply of demand.